Rejection Slip

☑ Does not meet our needs at this time
☐ Try back in a couple hours
☐ Too long for our taste
☐ Too short for our taste
☐ We have no taste
☐ Too deconstructionist
☐ Too reconstructionist
☐ Reminds editor of old boyfriend
☐ Get over here right away 
☐ Best of luck placing your manuscript elsewhere
☐ Get a wastebasket 
☐ Get wasted
☐ Go back to school
☐ Go back to bed
☐ Thank you for thinking of us
☐ After careful consideration
☐ You’ve got to be kidding