My least favorite
Shakespeare play
in junior high had to be
A Midsummer Night’s
Dream. Seems no one
really wanted to play
Bottom, get turned
into an ass inside
that play within a play—
Pyramus & Thisbe
was it? I always got
overlooked for any
parts with lots of lines—
wasn’t white enough—
played those parts
where I wasn’t
required to speak—
the Changeling, or
worse, the kids asked
me if I wanted to
not try out for the Wall
but the “chink” the wall
held. Everyone had
a good laugh, even
the teacher. Later on
that year at the cast
party, a stud who starred
as Lysander came up
to the punch bowl
and asked if I preferred
Nips over Cheez-Its—
hahahahahahaha!
There were no words
for microaggressions
back then. I got good
playing the butt of jokes,
not knowing how on earth
I’d get the last laugh
when the curtains fell.